Dear Friend,

I hate you, I have hated you for a long time but you are too stupid to realise that I wasn't talking to you or returning your phone calls. Everytime you act like an asshole or betray my trust I always forgive you so, I am writing you this letter to tell you everything I hate about you that I have never told you, in hopes that after reading it you will never forgive me and so I can go on hating you.

- You'd think that after me asking you to "promise not to tell anyone" that is what you would do, not tell anyone but apparantly that concept is too hard for you to grasp.

- Friends are there to talk to when you are down or need to talk and you have never been there for me but I always have the pleasure of hearing you whine and complain about your fucking co-workers, get real problems!

- You never make plans in case something better comes up in the meantime

- you lose the shit I lend you all the time and never replace it

- You act like a moron when you are drunk and hit on me even though my boyfriend used to be your best friend.

You are whiney, manipulative, annoying, self-centered and a waste of oxygen. You have never been a friend to me in ways they are supposed to, you always put yourself first and always think you are right when in reality my friend, you are an idiot. You cheat on every girlfriend you have, apparantly idiots attract idiots which is why they have never found out. You are such a slut you should have your dick chopped off to save the world from you ever procreating. You think everytime we talk that talking about my boobs is funny or attractive but, everytime you talk about them I have to stop myself from kicking you in the nuts. In closing, I do not ever want to speak to you again, I hate you, I hate looking at you and I hate talking to you. Have a good life, asta la vista.


P.S This is not directed at anyone in particular its just an idea I had to write.